tornado in my pants, hollaaaa

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smaug was pissed. during a stroll through the city, he'd noticed a lot of women wore padded bras, and that did not set well with the godly creature known as smaug. so, alas, he was going to solve the problem. finding his way to build-a-bar, the handsome devil whipped out old glory and let loose a rainbow of yellow into the bin holding all the padding. that would show them. as he let the inner turmoil happening within his bladder flow freely, he began to belt out a song that the vikings of old used to sing.

Subject: Re: tornado in my pants, hollaaaa 01/01/14, 05:23 am

Rebecca came into Build-A-Bra looking for something simple, a bra. A bra she built on her bra. Last time she was here, she built a lovely bra. It had shit colored tits and vagina/watermelon colored hooks. Mmm they were nice and moist too. Thats a lie. But honestly, ever since Bacardi touched her, her nipples had been getting really hard so she needed extra pads so when she went there, she immediately when to the padding section but some hoe was over there messing with all the shit. She needed extra padding, like, chill bro. "HEY HEY. Sexy looks and a nice round twerking booty does not mean you can sing, sweetheart. Now hand me a pad because my girls are raw as hell." She said, holding her hand out for a pad from the weirdo.

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Smaug smiled to himself. None of the workers were making an attempt to stop him. He would be the same if he were them though, because he was quite frightening. As he continued to piss into the bins of unnatural padding, he was mid song when he was rudely interrupted. He recognized her right off the bat and snarled. No pad wearing woman had the right to mention his godlike sculpted ass. He did stay fit to be objectified by woman, whether twice his age or not.
"Fine, you foul beast." He replied simply, and stuck his schlong dong back into his pants. Grabbing a dry pad, he used it to pick a wet one up. He dropped it in her hand and resumed his singing. Twice as loud.

Subject: Re: tornado in my pants, hollaaaa 05/01/14, 03:17 am

For some reason ~~Alexa~~ Rebecca didn't realize that his manhood was out on blast for Rebecca to ~~gawk at~~ accidentally see, so when she saw it, she made a ~~really impressed expression that looked like a~~ repulsed face. She returned to her blank face as the doggie went back into it's barn. It's really nice barn for a really nice dog. "Okay..." Rebecca simply said, as Tina Fey did in Mean Girls way too many times. Bending down, she picked up another wet pad and stood back up. Quickly, she used one to slapped him in the face and stuffed the other in his mouth. "Suck on that biiiitch." She said, air wanking off into his face.

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Smaug was sure she'd flee after that. I mean, he was like twice her size, with more balls than she'd probably seen in her entire life. He could still see her out of the corner of his eye. He assumed she was probably just staring at his ass. How rude! Smaug was not something or somebody to be objectified, or sexualized! What was this world coming to? If only he'd been born a butterfly, he could just spread his pretty wings and fly away from it all. One day, one day....
He was too busy thinking about the lovely little critters, that he was completely oblivious to her picking pads from the bin and assaulting him! He'd rarely had this problem, ever, and now as he stood here, tasting his own bodily fluids, he wanted to cry, but he couldn't. Not now. Not in the public eye. As she made inappropriate gestures, he spit the pad out on her face, then pushed her into the bin, laughing like an Asgardian God all the while. "Ha! Puny mortal!" He bellowed, one hand on his tummy as he pointed at her with the other, still laughing.