Strip clubs and Dollar bills

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Smaug was a complex man who made it a point to appear simple. He couldn't have anybody trying to figure him out or else his whole world and his family's could come crashing down. Such a secretive life could be exhausting, which was why, the godly creature known as Smaug made a point of having some down time. So without an ounce of motivation to make him stay in class, he'd escaped right after roll call and took refuge in one of the bathrooms.
Sitting in the handicap stall at the end of the bathroom, he was settled on the toilet, with his legs criss crossed as he folded dozens and dozens of brightly coloured and patterned sheets into butterflies. If there was one thing he held dear to his heart, it was those fluttery little creatures. "You can be Marjorie!" He giggled to himself, setting the daffodil yellow paper butterfly on the toilet paper roll dispenser. The floor in his stall was almost completely hidden by the army of butterflies he was building.

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Alexandria strolled into the bathroom humming a sweet song by her favorite, Lana Del Rey. Lexi knew spent too much time in here, much more than necessary. She didn't spend excessive amounts of time just in the school bathroom, but on her flawless appearance. But right now, Lexi purposely took a long time to touch up her makeup because she didn't want to sit in class for an extra ten minutes. It wasn't the curricular or even the teachers that bothered Lex, it was the annoying students. Alexandria put herself higher than every one of her classmates, and she can only tolerate a select few.
Lexi pulled out her eyebrow pencil and retraced the tail of her brow. She just finished her second eyebrow when she heard a voice. Lex thought she was the only one in here. "Hello?" The brunette called out. What confused her even more is that she heard a boy's voice. "You know these are the girl's bathrooms, right?" She said as she walked over to the stall where she heard the voice. Alexandria looked beneath the stall only to see paper butterflies.

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Smaug couldn't believe his eyes when he looked down at his army of butterflies. It was a sight for sore eyes. It made him think about how civilization was destroying these beautiful creatures home and he had to be extra careful not to crush the one he was making out of sheer anger. This was why he had a secret desire to wipe out the human race. Then he, the godly creature known as Smaug, could go on to be crowned the butterfly king and rule over a beautiful world.
He was pulled from his thoughts as a girl's voice echoed through the bathroom. Had he really entered the wrong restroom? Never! He was Smaug. Clearing his throat, and setting the newest made butterfly with the rest, he got off the toilet and straightened himself up. He towered over the stall door and was starting to doubt this actually was the boys' room.
"I'm doing a maintenance check." He lied smoothly. It was a skill that came with being a psychopath.